i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me
i will say it 30 seconds before them
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what