easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

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illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

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camacaileon:

Today I explained to a guy what shipping is

In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said: “it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially there.”

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sexhaver:

"i can’t fucking read"

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gloriasuniverse:

the second we are born we start dying.
So this is not life, this is death.

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consulting-doctor-in-the-impala:

scathefireconsumes:

dalekfreezone:

Why am I reblogging this, it’s just the doctor who logo

idk why but i think i’m just gonna reblog this anyway

mind you, the Doctor Who logo is really cool i guess

That’s a pretty cool Doctor Who logo
But I don’t understand this compulsion to reblog it…

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  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

imaginebeyondbelief:

najlupinz:

howtheyfly:

cybercum:

if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable

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Pun Intended.

I found this too funny

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merthuriscanon:

my sim befriended the grim reaper when her roommate died in a fire and now she’s graduating from university and so i invited the grim reaper to the ceremony and when he came he had to change into formal clothing and this is what he looked like

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galifianafuck:

omfg I called my mom’s phone so I could tell them I wanted mcdonalds but she didn’t answer her phone and then all of a sudden our house phone rings and I assumed that it was her calling back so when I answered it I yelled “PLEASE BUY ME MCDONALDS” and the person on the phone goes “um……this is t-mobile”

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sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

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unsuccessfulblogger:

10k away from 10k someone promo me

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